I make a tent out of leaves to house my sexual partners. Sometimes they lick my penis while we’re having sex. Who am I?
When I have sex, my mate rips off and eats my head, which makes me ejaculate faster.
After ejaculating, I carry my sperm to my mate, who is 14 times my size. Then I die.
I have a flexible penis that I use to scour out plugs put into the female reproductive tract by other males.
We are hermaphrodites and we take it in turns to be the male and the female.
We battle with our penises and whoever wins gets to be female.
I’m a hermaphrodite but I prefer to mate with others; if I can’t find a mate into whom I can fire my ‘love darts’ to make them more receptive to me,
I give up and self-fertilise.